“I know what you are thinking. You are thinking that I am just too good to be true. Well it's not a dream and you don't have to pinch yourself awake because I really can be yours! I have been staying here to get ready to be yours. I have been working on being socialized, I've been to the vet, and I've been making sure to keep up with my looks. I am all ready to head to my new home, so you better snatch me up before another family gets me! See you soon!”