Australian Shepherd here, and I’ve had this dream for some time now. Can you guess what that might be? I’ll give you a hint! It’s something I’d do anything for. It’s better than scratches behind the ear and belly rubs. It’s even better than my favorite puppy treats. Have you figured it out yet? It’s you! I am ready to be your loyal companion and go on great adventures with you. I will come home to you up-to-date on vaccinations and dewormings, with my tail docked and dew claws removed, and pre-spoiled.